- Who writes all this crap.
Just me. If the use of the word 'we' in places confuses you, it
confuses me too. But it's so cute.
- Can I write something for the site?
If you really really think it's good send it to me and maybe I'll
give you the privilege of plagiarizing it from you.
- Why are there so many spelling errors on the site?
Becasue I fired my editor. But now I think they lend a certain
plebian charm to the site.
- Do you have to use so much profanity?
Of course not. Nobody has to use profanity. But it's how I talk,
and so it's how I write. And if you have a problem with that, maybe
you're not mature or open-minded enough for this site. Go check out
.kids where there are no 'naughty' words you fucking pedophile.
- Do you ever respond to email?
At least 12% of the time. If you wrote and I didn't respond it's
probably due to one of the following reasons:
- your email was stupid, or had already been answered on the site
or the boards
- you put the wrong email address in the web form
- I didn't feel like explaining to you why the guy who lives
across the hall from you will come in your hair but won't meet your
parents, or why some guy won't fuck you, or why some girl won't fuck
you, or why some girl is or isn't an exception to the theory.
- It was too long, and I lost interest half way through it
becuase it wasn't going anywhere
- You didn't sound like an attractive woman, or mentally
challenging person
- A hooker rolled onto the keyboard and hit the delete button a
few times
- Do you actually keep a tally of people who vote on the poll in
your gallery of rejection?
No I just look at the email and then delete it.