---amyr78---
amyr78 wrote: I can crochet and analyze at the same time.
KainMorpheus wrote: Hey, now that's a skill to be proud of!
amyr78 wrote: Well, I can't actually crochet. But I can analyze. Are we
back to where we started?
amyr78 wrote: That reminds me of this time that I called to get my
password reset for something and the lady was like, what'syou ss#? and
i'm like it's blah blah balh, and thens hes' like... what's your
favorite food... adn i'm like Uhh, chicken? And that was wrong, so i'm
like cotton candy!!!!!!! and she's like YEsssssss! Ha
amyr78 wrote: Listen, Boo, I am teh fuckkng best at getting hot
girls to hang out... mmm kay? Don't worry about it. And all the other
iw girls will coem!!!!!!!!
amyr78 wrote: does anyoen know what a pants party is orrr......
amyr78 wrote: NEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
amyr78 wrote: my librarian used to make u s watch reading rainbow.
i think i loved it. I can go anywhere.... take a look it's in a
book...etc
amyr78 wrote: GAT
phallic wrote: unless your ugly, in which case i'll bring my dog
amyr78 wrote: your dog is invited.
amyr78 wrote: I know, I know. I suck. I'm not denying it.
---Ancient Mariner---
Ancient Mariner wrote: i'm not gay, my boyfriend is.
Ancient Mariner wrote: I stayed there with my sister for about eight
months. She's attractive.
Ancient Mariner wrote: I'm drunk, but I believe standly on my firms
Ancient Mariner wrote: playing in the snow, singing in the rain,
working under overcast, basking in the sun, all positive experiences.
amyr78 wrote: Isn't is ridiculously early where you are? Why are you so
damn cheerful?
Ancient Mariner wrote: because I'm a very heteresexual faerie
---arthur---
arthur wrote: Believe me, twenty years ago I WOULD HAVE ARGUED WITH
ME. I would have looked at the screen and thought "who is this bitter
old fuck?" And why doesn't he just jam his sorry ass back up to the
balcony of the muppet show with the other old guy?
---asdf---
asdf wrote: asdf - masturbates constantly
---Auggo---
Auggo wrote: And what makes you think I don't have my tights on right
now?
Auggo wrote: I was wrong. I will go cry in a corner now.
Auggo wrote: (because I'm so narrowminded)
Auggo wrote: Molestative is my most recent favorite word.
---Aussie_Girl---
Aussie_Girl wrote: A correction I think - I am probably the fattest
forum member.
---bandmember---
bandmember wrote: I am peeing on a fire hydrant.
bandmember wrote: bandmember has a forum history as an attention whore
bandmember wrote: i am such a douche.
bandmember wrote: i just don't know what to say. there are supposed to
be threads about ass-licking, and funny ways that chef pseudo serves
semen dishes, and there is none of this. please try to get back to your
roots.
---Belisarius---
sdskyle wrote: Super? Does that mean we can use the word as a
modifier for everyone on the boards? Like, I could say, "Belisarius,
you are super in the sense that you have a super small penis." That's
just a hypothetical situation, but you get the point.
Belisarius wrote: Yay!
Sdskyle wrote: I heard a rumor that I was really Belisarius.
Belisarius wrote: Do you have a small penis?
pseudointellectual wrote: Tell us some more about bad comebacks,
Belisarius.
Belisarius wrote: *sighs deeply, inhales* Gather around kids.
Belisarius wrote: Time for a KainMorpheus story guys. Everyone gather
around and listen to my made-up shit.
Belisarius wrote: That's just as bad, maybe even worse, than me posting
inane shit every thread.
Belisarius wrote: Where is everyone today?
Belisarius wrote: 99 bottles of beer on the wall...
Belisarius wrote: 99 bottles of beer...
Belisarius wrote: Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on
the wall...
Belisarius wrote: 98 bottles of beer on the wall...
Belisarius wrote: 98 bottles of beer...Take one down, pass it around,
I'm sick of this fucking avatar on the wall...
Belisarius wrote: 97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer...
(Poll: Douchebag of the Month Award)
somnambulist wrote: I vote for Belisarius because he seems like one
of those guys you know who never shuts up and everything that comes out
of his mouth is either corny or just retarded.
Belisarius wrote: [insert something corny or retarded]
Belisarius wrote: I'm sick of doing this. I hope Dallas bans me so I
could find something better to do with my life.
---BooRadley---
BooRadley wrote: I care deeply about dildos
BooRadley wrote: I am the dungeon master.
BooRadley wrote: I am both fat, obnoxious, and a hillbilly. I nominate
myself.
BooRadley wrote: I am a waste of life.
---Burned2Often---
Burned2Often wrote: I used to practive proper headbutt technique on my
refrigerator.
---callogician---
callogician wrote: I once ran full speed into a plastic wall
(couldn't see the wall), and I had to sit down on the floor for about
15 minutes.
callogician wrote: dubiousFrotteur provides instant gratification
---CarltheUnholy---
CarltheUnholy wrote: I'm usually just a pussy.
---Cicada---
Cicada wrote: my mind is all fucked up.
Cicada wrote: instead, i bought a hot pink belt from fcuk.
Cicada wrote: you forget Cicada => Xsas
gaysex and car pics when we met.
also sushi.
---cubs567---
cubs567 wrote: Don't be such a <>.
dubiousFrotteur wrote: Cubs, You’re probably at the top of a lot of "no
lists" anyway…
cubs567 wrote: Can't argue with that. I don't want too many girls
wanting to fuck me
cubs567 wrote: This weekend I am going to try to get into my gf's pants
cubs567 wrote: Give me another two days.
cubs567 wrote: I'll find out tommorow.
cubs567 wrote: I'll give it another week
cubs567 wrote: I am going to try next weekened
cubs567 wrote: I'll ask her tommorow
cubs567 wrote: I guess I'm just an idiot.
cubs567 wrote: But still, she won't let me in her pants!!!
cubs567 wrote: No sex yet but will have before summer's end
cubs567 wrote: I was planning on it, but I'll see how things go
first. Chances are it'll happen, but for now, its still summer, and
that fucker is stealing my time with her.
cubs567 wrote: I told her today that its fucking garbage what she's
pulling and she cancelled her plans to be with me today. I think it
worked.
---dallas_lynn---
dallas_lynn wrote: Shut up Dallas!
dallas_lynn wrote: Large panes of glass should only be broken by
throwing midgets through them. How many times do I have to tell you
people that?
Spic wrote: am i the only one who has yet to put the moves on dallas?
dallas_lynn wrote: And you wonder why you're not a mod...
(This dialogue is also featured in the Zeus section)
Zeus wrote: See, if I were mod, posts like that would be gone.
dallas_lynn wrote: If you were a better fuck you would be.
Zeus wrote: Oh, bend over.
Zeus wrote: Look, I understand that you can't feel anything when
you wear 6 condoms, but I insist due to your past history of skankery.
dallas_lynn wrote: I know you're worried about what's going on in
the porn industry right now, but it's been at least 18 months since I
did any gay porn. You're too paranoid.
Zeus wrote: Look, the risk of your humongousness tearing my colon again
is just too great. You're so stubborn.
dallas_lynn wrote: You helped pay for the surgery and those pills,
now you're complaining about humongousness? You're impossible to
please.
Zeus wrote: Well I didn't think the claims the pills make on the bottle
would turn out to be true!
Look, I am goatse. I can only stretch it out so much farther. You're
going to have to fix things on your end.
dallas_lynn wrote: You know, some diameter could be removed by taking
off about 4 comdoms or so.
---Drak_Miami---
Drak_Miami wrote: I read about 18 books from the Star Wars series
post-ROTJ.
Drak_Miami wrote: I once got into a fight with my best friend and
kicked him out of my sleepover at 2am becasue he took Boba Fett, and I
AM BOBA FETT.
Drak_Miami wrote: If things don't work out, you can come visit me and
I'll make you forget about him for about 2 minutes and 58 seconds.
Drak_Miami wrote: From what I hear I am Zero-Virus, Cubs, and Faded.
Drak_Miami wrote: Quin should be a politican because that was a
terrible case of misrepresenting quotes and running around them.
Quinine wrote: You are so full of shit.
Drak_Miami wrote: Possibly
Drak_Miami wrote: ...I don't know...Pokeman Ash is pretty fucking OB
Drak_Miami wrote: I would fuck my girlfriend in a Pluto outfit while
she was in a Minny Mouse outfit just for fun.
Drak_Miami wrote: I wanna lose my analvirginity to you Kain
Drak_Miami wrote: I've made sweet love by the fire with wangster.
Drak_Miami wrote: I enjoy manicures, pedicures, massages, facials,
salt scrubs, armoatherapy in it's own way, like being pampered.
---dubiousFrotteur---
dubiousFrotteur wrote: dubiousFrotteur is a retard with little-to-no
reading comprehension.
dubiousFrotteur wrote: I often take great pleasure in things others
would find to be anticlimactic and mundane.
dubiousFrotteur wrote: Agreed. If I were a man, er, uh...
dubiousFrotteur wrote: Phew! For a minute there I thought I was
going to do something stupid like admit to a shitty haircut... wait a
minute!
Kiernaan: Way to suck at life.
dubiousFrotteur wrote: And I've been doing so for 2 years longer than
pseudo!
---FadedNovelty143---
FadedNovelty143 wrote: no one here respects me.
FadedNovelty143 wrote: I will never hook up with anyone
FadedNovelty143 wrote: I have loads of STDs you would catch.
(Poll: Most Annoying Woman on Boards)
Xsas wrote: I'll refrain from putting faded on there because she'd
clearly win if she was included.
FadedNovelty143 wrote: I should still be included. I need to win at
something in order to feel better about myself.
FadedNovelty143 wrote: When did I ever say I was fat? And how in the
world can someone type like they are fat?
Spic wrote: by the way, are you hot?
FadedNoveltry143 wrote: Nope, I'm fat.
spoogedog wrote: are you as fat as everyone says?
FadedNoveltry143 wrote: Even fatter.
---fien---
fien wrote: There's something awefully tragic about writing off a
girl just because she won't sleep with you. I know, I know. That's
classic cuddle bitch mentality. But I do take pleasure in entertaining
girls I like. We've been talking on AIM for weeks now. She seems to
love talking to me.
(Topic: Asking girls to buy you food)
fien wrote: update: she said no... 5 months later..
fien wrote: I don't know. But what I do know is that I pwned the
guy who's going out with the girl i have a crush on. So when he's
having sex with her I can sit in my dark corner and laugh about my
victory!
---Fooltable---
Fooltable wrote: cunnilingus and snakefinger are essential for me
when I care about her orgasms. Otherwise I shoot three rounds and go to
bed before they break a sweat.
---fuckin’ genius---
fuckin’ genius wrote: I ifinished a twleve horu work ddya, and now
i'ma 'drunk. prob lem, i ahve work tomorr.w. and ti's anothe twleve
horus. i nedds to findo smeones who's holding, so i can get high .
---Fuss---
Fuss wrote: sorry, ME = fucking idiot. heh.
---gumy baze---
gumy baze: its so cool when youre holding onto it and youre like 'damn,
my penis is really warm'
sacrilicious wrote: Maybe you didn't notice the part about
mushrooms, half a pack of cigarettes in an evening, and a lot of
alcohol.
gumy baze wrote: it seems as if i didnt. i dont really READ, i do more
SKIMMING.
gumy baze wrote: im just stupid.
---HeavyP---
HeavyP: I lost my virginity listening to the shaft theme song.
---iminaband---
iminaband wrote: i was just in the bathroom getting ready to leave
the house, if you must know, and a sudden wave of admiration for the
cotton swab came over me.
(In reference to his title, "Boy Does He Love To Lick Ass")
iminaband wrote: yeah, i actually don't mind the title. and it's
not like i have ever denied liking analingus, so i can't really say
anything about it either.
iminaband wrote: Fuss DID seem awfully curious about analingus on IM at
one point
dallas_lynn wrote: fuck you ass licker.
iminaband wrote: You say it like it's an insult.
iminaband wrote: my boy, one day you will learn to embrace the
dirtyhole, as i have
---KainMorpheus---
KainMorpheus wrote: I'd be happy if I had a sausage
KainMorpheus: Yeah I'll take two Natalie Portman's, one Jessica
Alba, and a side order of Christina Aguilera. Oh yeah and biggie size
that will ya?
KainMorpheus wrote: you shouldn't go anywhere looking for anything.
KainMorpheus wrote: I have no clue what's going on around me, and I
rarely ever add anything worthwhile.
KainMorpheus wrote: Shit I don't know what day it is....
KainMorpheus wrote: Who really listens to advice anyways? No I have no
clue what this topic is about.
KainMorpheus wrote: Sometimes I can't even understand what I have just
said, but it makes sense when I say it.
KainMorpheus: Weakling. Any true fighter knows how to control
combat from the beginning. Intimidation and confidence are the biggest
keys to winning the first part, then come skills, strengths, and
rationality. People who walk around carrying weapons are scared
pussies. I'll use that fear against them every time and have enough
times that I wonder how I am still alive. They always drop the
knife/weapon and usually cower away within five minutes.
Even talked a guy trying to rob the convenience store I worked at into
dropping the gun and hiding in the bathroom. That was intense.
KainMorpheus wrote: I always keep my cool too, which is probably
why they back down. Learned how to fight after years of getting my ass
kicked in elementary/middle school. Plus, I know quite a bit of aikido
and tae kwan do, although I no longer practice. It usually only takes a
few moments after they drop the weapon for me to get them into a fetal
position.
KainMorpheus wrote: I'm just a pure alpha.
---Kiernaan---
Kiernaan wrote: All this talk of abortion makes me feel all warm and
fuzzy inside.
Kiernaan wrote: I am going to sleep since none of you will give me a
reach around and sit on my face.
Kiernaan wrote: Damn it, quit ruining my insult with already a lot of
holes.
---MANipulation---
MANipulation: the solution seems to be to get rid of our point of view.
MANipulation: Remember, one of the purpose of acting OB is that it
turns OFF her thinking brain, so it should be no surprise to us that
acting like an OB turns off her thinking brain.
MANipulation wrote: Remember, when chicks vibe together and talk
about Prada handbags, they have their thinking brains turned OFF. They
LIKE it that way, and they want us to join them. Maybe we should!
**Topic: Fat Girls**
MANipulation wrote: Let's just say it was nice having something to hold
on to.
---Neon---
Neon wrote: Every morning I wake up and say to myself "Somewhere
someplace some guy is beating off to a fox creature eating another fox
creature"
Spic wrote: well, that explains your morning wood. Anyone else?
Neon wrote: DON'T YOU JUDGE ME!!!!!!!!!
Neon wrote: This one time I totally wrestled 39 bears killing them
using only my penis. Well actually I just had sex with them....where
was I going with this?
---newgirl---
newgirl wrote: I think we need to define "money".
---Nicole---
Nicole wrote: I can see how the grossness of it all could be a turnon.
---Nobody---
Nobody wrote: A sucker is born everyday, and I am that sucker.
Nobody wrote: Not gay enough. Add more GAY!
Nobody wrote: Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
Probably not, but I do it anyways. It's sterile and I like the taste.
---Other One---
Other One wrote: just being lame and cheesy thank you
Other One wrote: I'm a loser.
Other One wrote: The tyoe of soda I want at a particular time differs
largly on the price of tea in china.
---Phallic---
Phallic wrote: Then i fell onto some barbed wire and cut myself in the
worst way. Hi tetanus!
---pork chop express---
pork chop express wrote: Shutup and get me a towel. I need to wipe the
jizz off my ass.
---Prosauce---
Prosauce wrote: I'd rather fuck my cousin then studiovice.
Prosauce wrote: I'm lame in bed.
Prosauce wrote: I'm 19. I haven't taken any drugs that would give
me Erectile Dysfunction. I was with my GF last night and I couldn't get
it up. She was wearing sex lingerie too. It's so embarassing. At the
age of 19 I should be able to get it up when I want it to.
Prosauce wrote: Calling Sac boring is like saying I have a big penis.
Both are bull shit.
---pseudointellectual---
pseudointellectual wrote: I would piss myself if it didn't make such a
mess
pseudointellectual wrote: A good prostate massage with a removable
shower head is rather fantastic.
(Referring to semen)
pseudointellectual wrote: Eh, it's not that bad. A bit salty perhaps.
Not much worse than swallowing your snot.
pseudointellectual wrote: Sac says he's going to dedicate a fuck to me
tonight.
pseudointellectual wrote: I suck at life.
pseudointellectual wrote: If this thread doesn't get Amy to shun me,
nothing will.
(His old signature)
Sucking at life since 1984.
pseudointellectual wrote: I got totally raped.
pseudointellectual wrote: I hope to god someone kills me.
---Quinine---
Quinine wrote: Sometimes the answer is that there is no answer, in
which case, getting no answer is the answer. Does that answer work? Or
not?
Quinine wrote: Man, I triued to figure out if I said the same thing as
Dallas or not, and I thoroughly confused myself.
Quinine wrote: Sorry to *pop* burst your little bubble[...]
Quinine wrote: Favorite part of sex? Electrical tape.
Quinine wrote: I have really good memories of electrical tape.
Quinine wrote: I say we outlaw all sex that isn't obvious necrophilia.
---rickster---
rickster wrote: Drak and I are douches
rickster wrote: Let me reiterate, Drak and I are douchebags
---sacrilicious---
sacrilicious wrote: HIAJACK
!!!!!
ALL CAS
CAPS
sacrilicious wrote: Mreo!! Bringito n!
sacrilicious wrote: fuck. i nkonw im' a drunkard but i still am
posting.
sacrilicious wrote: IGNORE THE FUCKERs. I AM THE ONE WORTHYY FUCKER.
sacrilicious wrote: how'd you like ot bust this bronco!?
sacrilicious wrote: what ar eyou lookg inat butthead?
sacrilicious wrote: i spelilled beer all ov e the car
where ths cleaning bill?
sacrilicious wrote: HELLO MCFY?
HELLO?
sacrilicious wrote: at least ive motherufker
THAT SHTE POSER OF LOVE
0---heuey lewis.
sacrilicious wrote: HAHAH marty just fell oveR!
sacrilicious wrote: im durkn agin! ny girl isso greet. wanna se hre ass
agian?
**Topic: My hot or not Author: Cubs567**
sacrilicious wrote: You look kind of like me.
sacrilicious wrote: Just because bandmember and I use substances
without moderation and we get girls doesn't mean we're not smart.
sacrilicious wrote: Being fat is healthy and I'm staying that way!
---Shineonyoucrazydiamond---
Shineonyoucrazydiamond wrote: I'm afraid I'm getting fat.
---Shiver---
Ancient Mariner wrote: I don't think history will remember shiver, such
is the fate of one who remembers history.
---Skellington---
Skellington wrote: when you lie around for long enough that "watery
earth" forms on your butt and nasty critters take up residence. and
stunted trees go. and swampy stuff
---somechick---
somechick wrote: Yeah, I'm a pretty easy target.
somechick wrote: I've been post whoring all day already.
somechick wrote: I wasn't good sex.
somechick wrote: Is it really that hard for you to acknowledge that
once in a blue moon I can pull some wit out of my ass?
somechick wrote: I was just attempting to live up to the expectations
of me...
"sacrilicious wrote: somechick - Annoying postwhoring bitch with no
redeeming qualities."
I figure I shouldn't delude people into thinking I could achieve
anything more.
somechick wrote: Somechick 4tehwin!!111!1!!!!!
---Spic---
Spic wrote: internet people are people too!
Spic wrote: i'd like to think my posts have mantained the same amount
of meaningless
Spic wrote: hey, i AM a prick!
---studiovice---
studiovice wrote: Sometimes I'll see a picture and I'll be like "damn,
I wish I had a penis"
studiovice wrote: where will you let me put my penis?
studiovice wrote: I posted a picture a few days ago, so you can verify
my manliness on your own.
studiovice wrote: I have brain damage as well as vagina damage.
Zeus wrote, studiovice "wrote": I tend to bend over for anyone,
regardless
studiovice wrote: yeah, you got me! I just love the cock!
studiovice wrote: I tried having sex with myself once,but my penis
wouldn't fit.
studiovice, on AIM chat wrote: my fat keeps me warm in the
winter...sac's chick might figure skate, but I would last longer around
real ice
studiovice wrote: i guess I'm a man.
studiovice wrote: The worst is when you touch something gross and
you instinctivly wipe your hand off on your pants or something... It's
especially bad when it's the warm orange diarrhea of a 3 year old.
studiovice wrote: I thought I'd give it a shot.
Spic wrote: how about you give me a boob shot?
studiovice wrote: how about you give me a boob shot?
Spic wrote: would you settle for a facial?
studiovice wrote: No way man, these tits were made for taking it.
Studiovice wrote: I've been known to date retards.
---Superlativedude---
Superlativedude wrote: I lovingly embrace my lack of sex appeal.
Superlativedude wrote: I would just start feverishly masturbating in
all 3 situations...that's the way to go.
---SwimmingintheAbyss---
SwimmingintheAbyss wrote: can we make me mod and then execute me?
---SYL---
SYL wrote: Ever once in a while I want to bang a fat chick. I don't
know why.
---Tappy T---
Tappy T wrote: You severely overestimate the camaraderie our forum
as amongst it's members. Deep down, i don't think anybody likes anybody
else.
Tappy T wrote: I HAVE A SMALL PENIS!!
Tappy T wrote: I've yet to engage in intercourse with somebody I
"love."
---Tim Brown---
Tim Brown wrote: so, in a 3 some situation with a girl with a
vagina and a chick with a dick, would you suck a chick with a dick's
dick?
Tim Brown wrote: I'm smart, I just don't strive to prove it on the
boards
Tim Brown wrote: I know, but I'm pretending you're a chick, so it's not
gay.
Tim Brown wrote: No wonder UGA thinks I'm gay.
Tim Brown wrote: Now look, how is being a smoker so much worse then
being fat. Both are going to kill you, both are unsightly, but at least
cig smoke smells ok, not like gross fat person sweat. And yellow teeth
go aay with closing your mouth, fatness just stays and fills your
vision.
Tim Brown wrote: Holy christ, ahaha, when I wrote the first posts
in this thread I could see two screens and I was convinced the letters
were moving along and chugging like a train.
Tim Brown wrote: I wana put my penis inside youre vagibnsa
somechick wrote: My what?
Tim Brown wrote: my friend is puking, gotta help but, I wanaa fuck you,
hardoce syleye, bitch fuckingf whore
SwimmingintheAbyss wrote: i wonder how many people here would bang
somechick for forum bragging rights. field trip to zeus' thread.
Tim Brown wrote: ui'f fuck herrcause sllutes hatge me but they love a
duck on tgheir clit
---UltimateGuidoAnchovy---
UltimateGuidoAnchovy wrote: Safe food for the genitals=
Pudding
Whipped cream
Chocolate Sauce
Cherries
Strawberries
Bananas.
UltimateGuidoAnchovy wrote: While Mickey Mouse is a notorious biker
badass, possibly the biggest in all of recorded human history[…]
UltimateGuidoAnchovy wrote: Bunnylingus.
---vikkalicious---
vikkalicious wrote: I can shoot ninja starts out of my vagina. Bananas
too.
vikkalicious wrote: boobs are overrated.
...who am I kidding. I like boobs now. They're soft like big
pillows. I'm glad I finally recently discovered this through another
woman.
vikkalicious wrote: Get with it! I keep my penis in a jar for the sole
purpose of being able to cock slap people when needed.
vikkalicious wrote: THIS POST HAS JUST PROVEN TO ME WHY I'M A DORK.
vikkalicious wrote: I have glorious testicles.
---vodkakiller---
newgirl wrote: I can count the number of men I’ve slept with on one
hand.
vodkakiller wrote: Funny... I can't.
vodkakiller wrote: You got me there... I'm really an ass-pirate.
vodkakiller wrote: You are all still behind me.
bandmember wrote: you should be used to that having taken it in the ass
so many times.
vodkakiller wrote: That's exactly right. How did you know?
vodkakiller wrote: I don't really know what this topic is about, but
I've been to Egypt.
(Poll: Loveliest Woman on Boards)
vodkakiller wrote: I voted other: Vodkakiller. He's one hot bitch!
---Wangster---
Wangster wrote: what makes you think sex with me would be enjoyable at
all?
Wangster wrote: I voted no because I'm a loser
Wangster wrote: yea I fucked up that poll not sure how did that. I'm
stupid
Zeus wrote: haha, i'm assuming you're jeff.
Wangster wrote: Indeed I am that douche
*Wangster was a contestant (and sore loser) on random dating show
"Elimidate".
---welcmhm---
Welcmhm wrote: I am the only registered user online right now. This
makes me a bigger loser than any of you.
Welcmhm wrote: I have proven how up to date on birth control technology
I'm not. I'm gonna go cry alone now.
---XealotX---
XealotX wrote: Well... I waiting
XealotX wrote: Smart, intelligent people like me are socially inept.
That's the reason why I don't score with chicks.
XealotX wrote: i'm an eleitist
---Xsas---
Xsas wrote: HAHAHAHAHHAHA OMG OMGOM GOMGOMGOMG LOLOLOLOL LMFAO I'm a
fucking idiot!
---xxjahxx---
xxjahxx wrote: after some thinking i came to the conclusion that it
isn't people that irritate me... it is me.
i mean while driving to work one day this week i intentionally left
the radio off. it was pleasing to hear nothing but the wind. eventually
i started talking to myself... and i got to work pissed off. if i was
the only person i was talking to, and i was pissed off... i pissed
myself off. therefore, it is me and not everyone else... I am still
trying to deal with this info though.
pseudointellectual wrote: Are you trying to say that my elitist
attitude isn't justified?
Xxjahxx wrote: no. i am saying that everyone sucks... including me....
and perhaps that is why you suck too.
---zeratum---
zeratum wrote: EDIT: I'm a dumbass, this is a double post.
zeratum wrote: I drink milk straight from the carton
zeratum wrote: Real fags take meth in the ass.
zeratum wrote: I love KainMorpheus with all of my body (including my
pee pee)
zeratum wrote: Dungeons and Dragons is for losers. Almost as much as
Internet message boards are.
zeratum wrote: Zeratum, your gonorrhea is clearing up nicely.
zeratum wrote: These insults don't even warrant a response.
pseudointellectual wrote: Good thing you didn't give them one.
zeratum wrote: Everquest isn't a game, its life.
---Zero-Virus---
Zero-Virus wrote: So I owned myself pretty badly.
Zero-Virus wrote: i meant segway
Zero-virus wrote: Im doing an online study and you guys are all just
proving my point.
Zero-Virus wrote: What about the super ego holy shit big mother fucking
wow blaster rocket type of logic?
Zero-Virus wrote: All of these questions and more will be answered on
the next exciting episode of Dragon Ball Z.
Zero-Virus wrote: It seems to be a misinterruptation or rather, a lack
of insight on our part. The same way that most people do not know that
a rectangle is not a shape.
---Zeus---
Zeus wrote: don't think in terms of ladders. the ladder theory is
false. too many variables.
Zeus wrote: The LT has lost a few of it's best variables. But there are
still enough to make it faulty.
Zeus wrote: Dallas would probably make me take care of the kids and
clean the house while he's at work posting...
Thank god gay marriage is still illegal.
Zeus wrote: Dallas is constantly after me every time I post. He spams
my inbox with his nudes.
iknowthebassplayer wrote: Seeing a new side of someone always gets me.
Zeus wrote: Like when i make a decent post?
(This dialogue is also featured in the dallas_lynn section)
Zeus wrote: See, if I were mod, posts like that would be gone.
dallas_lynn wrote: If you were a better fuck you would be.
Zeus wrote: Oh, bend over.
Zeus wrote: Look, I understand that you can't feel anything when
you wear 6 condoms, but I insist due to your past history of skankery.
dallas_lynn wrote: I know you're worried about what's going on in
the porn industry right now, but it's been at least 18 months since I
did any gay porn. You're too paranoid.
Zeus wrote: Look, the risk of your humongousness tearing my colon again
is just too great. You're so stubborn.
dallas_lynn wrote: You helped pay for the surgery and those pills,
now you're complaining about humongousness? You're impossible to
please.
Zeus wrote: Well I didn't think the claims the pills make on the bottle
would turn out to be true!
Look, I am goatse. I can only stretch it out so much farther. You're
going to have to fix things on your end.
dallas_lynn wrote: You know, some diameter could be removed by taking
off about 4 comdoms or so.